I admit I love coffee. I knew I would likely be using instant in Malaysia. I found some coffee in the freezer at the apartment in which I stayed. I thought, "I'll try this!" I made it like instant, but alas, it was NOT instant.
So my family bought Starbucks instant packets. Here's what I wrote:
"I opened the coffee envelope with my teeth, because I couldn't find scissors and my hands were sore---the powder sprayed upwards...on my lips, chin, etc. I just blew my nose and it looks like coffee stains on the handkerchief!"
Are you visualizing that? Oh my... I did find a small pair of scissors!!
Keep smiling and laughing at yourself, not in a demeaning way, but just enjoy being the wonderful, silly, enchanting person HE made you to be.